Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Hannibal has been drinking too much coffee lately...

Hello there. In an effort to make certain we have enough plants to make a difference, we suggested that we reach out to the community to ask for plants. Reaching out decreases autonomy, however it increases the possibilities. We sent out a flier to the group, and asked for your opinion. We have some time to get to get these printed for our neighborhood tomorrow and would like for you to consider printing them and posting them around their neighborhood.

Initially, we asked for input from all participants, and thought it would be wonderful to have everyone in agreement. But let's face it, this is war, a war against weeds and neglect. Both spread like wildfire. If we waited on everyone to agree on something, then we could not put this plan into action.

If you are not heard from before 12 midnight tonight, your vote will be considered a yes. If you were planning on voting no, 12 midnight is your final time for input on this flier. With a name like Hannibal and Nora Belle, we command attention. We shake our righteous fists at you and proclaim this battle nearly won. All we need is a few plants, some mulch and a couple of madcap misfits. You were told you were special, talented, lovely people. This is the truth. Don't make us pull the pin on our holy hand grenades.
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!It's one of the relics Brother Maynard is carrying with him!Brother Maynard, bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade.So uhhh... How does it work?Consult the Book of Armaments!And Lord Antioch held the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying.Oh Lord, bless this thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch that with it we may blow thy enemies to bits.... In thy mercy.And the lord did grin.And they did feast upon the lamb, and the stoat, and orangatang, and breakfast cereals, and Skip a bit brother.And the Lord spake saying.First shall thou pull out the Holy Pin.They thou shalt count to three.Three shall be the number thou shall count.And the number of the counting shall be three.Thou shalt not count to four.Neither count thou to two, unless thy then proceed to three.Five is right out!When three, being the third number be reached, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade toward thy foe, whom being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it!Amen...

Much love, and a power trip,

Hannibal and Nora Belle.
p.s. If your code name is listed here, you are even more specialer, because you wrote to us with input...

Onion Brush, POD, Lulu, Mama Taney, Strawly, Hannibal, Nora Belle, Bubba, Ar-er, Ninnan, Mama G. G.

specialer and stuck to your computer...geeks.

Forgive us. We have been reading way too much Roald Dahl in our spare time.

"I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do." Roald Dahl

p.s. Atom of Atom and His Package thought it was "awesome" that we included his songs on the Guerrilla Gardening Day Mix cds. I told him, that's just how we roll.

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